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Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast
He is an Alfie!
Alfie by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021
Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
Alfie by anonymous November 23, 2021
Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment
Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him
Alfie by anonymous November 23, 2021
A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole
Alfie is a nonce
Alfie by Adi12e November 24, 2021
albie is a boy who loves his woobe with all of his heart he would never do anything to hurt her and she is his everything she is perfect in his eyes
hey its albie
albie by jeifidksksebgdjdk November 24, 2021
Alfie is a sheep
Alfie by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021