Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

abolish alcohol august

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple

Plecase dad just stop drinking

Is that russian guy in abolish alcohol august?

by Ani gucci November 7, 2018

zen-alcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.

My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.

by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019

Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

motivation alcohol

Alcohol that you acquire throughout your work day, preferably delivered to you, that will be ready to drink the second you are home from or done work.

Ah man I have so much work to do... I'll order some motivation alcohol and see if that helps me get stuff done.

by edgar is the one in the hole July 21, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020