Tight Asshole

A girl which has never had anal sex.

Man i coodnt get my big dick in her pink little tight asshole

by #1jewintheworld October 17, 2008

Average Asshole

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Closet Asshole

One who comes off to most as kind but is actually an asshole.
Hence the name "Closet Asshole": meaning and asshole in the closet.
Closet Assholes are normally really nice to those they don't know but do subtle mean things that aren't super mean but are slightly irritating.
Pretty much antagonists or rebels.

ex 1: someone that leaves you to fend for yourself when the weird chick you find gross asks you out.
"My besfriend is such a Closet Asshole!"

ex 2: someone that when you say not to touch your stuff they poke it.

by SexyA7XFreak July 8, 2011

Intellectual asshole

A person who claims that their superior education and advnaced degrees qualifies that person to know better than you. Typically this person comes from a sheltered rich white family from the suburbs and has spent most of their life in academia and has no clue about the real world.

Margo, who grew up in the white suburbs thinks because she has a Ph.D in liberal arts that she is an expert of racism. Therefore, Maro is an Intellectual asshole.

by xxxTHX1138xxx February 12, 2007

Dylans Asshole

A place where children hide, they fear never to return. The only two people who have ever returned from the black hole is Tala and Jean Micheal, from a brave adventure that lasted 50 minutes in Dylans bedroom. The children need wheel chairs.

"Dylans asshole sucked in the world"

by meowkat22alex October 16, 2008

Abehole

a joking asshole. Someone who is an asshole in a loving or confused manner.

1: "He started talking about my girl when she was clearly in the room!"
2: "Haha that Abehole"

1: "How was the Sixth Sense? I've never seen it and am watching it tonight."
2: "It was good. I was so confused till I found out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
1: "Wow you're an Abehole!!!"

by 2166 November 10, 2010

lips'n'assholes

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

by Captain Unicorn May 8, 2003