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canadian sewer diving

When you eat out someone’s butthole after they drink so much maple syrup it starts leaking from their ass.
“How’d it go with that girl last night?”
“Dude she made me going canadian sewer diving the first time we hung out. I don’t think I’m gonna call her back”
by mr terrific July 17, 2025
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
by titarrot June 6, 2019
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Dumpster Diving

1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.

2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.

3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving
by King_Love420 February 10, 2022
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Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.
Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.
by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019
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Rainbow muff dive

by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023
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I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
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