Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.

A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.

by aremkay January 23, 2009

Four Window

After a long night of drinking and eating nothing but pizza and sausage biscuts on a car trip. One of the pasengers in the car emits a fart that smells so bad that all four windows of the car must be rolled down.

That was a smelly fart joel ripped but brent's was the only four window of the trip.

by rottenassjoel March 31, 2008

window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

window shopping

When you try to have sex and can't get it up.

I woke up this morning wanting to get some and went window shopping instead.

by magicfast1 April 13, 2010

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"

Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"

by Chris VG May 20, 2007

Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com

by Anonymous June 1, 2003