Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 07, 2019

Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 30, 2019

East Meadow Soccer Club

The best soccer club on long island and theres no better coach than gary sullivan!!

Cole says :Omg did you know riley plays for east meadow soccer club
Really? says johnny

by Apersonthatsoneastmeadow October 23, 2019

crab cakes and soccer

(See deffinition for "Run Train")

"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"

by Spartin3015 January 09, 2008

kiss a soccer boy day

october 24th

kiss a soccer boy day

kiss a soccer boy day; kiss a soccer boy
damn i just kissed a soccer player 🤭

by lindascrindabalinda October 23, 2019

Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

a Chinese bootleg game with a good intro.

`person: what should we play
other person: how about Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
person: wut is that
other person hahahahahaha, ronaldinho saucer

by hunterthebird May 29, 2020

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018