slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.

by HugeWill May 22, 2021

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

Too slow

Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

Too slow Too Slow giving my feelingers to me

by Sky light August 17, 2024

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 12, 2022

Slow roller

A shot of coke that comes on slow.

That shot was a slow roller.

by paultao22 October 01, 2019

slow wise

an awsome grandpaw he is a hard worker defnleat loving and loves horses

i love slow wise and alwas will

by dylan ray ray February 07, 2018