slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship

I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM

by Bodega Dave January 31, 2022

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slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024

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Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 3, 2023

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Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018

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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

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