German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.

“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”

by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Half-flu

cold symptoms minus the snot

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu

by efsquared May 7, 2019

Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020