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never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
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nine

Referring to a man’s penis.
I went to Rub and Tug and paid to get my nine pulled.
by MissRabbi February 9, 2019
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Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.
Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.
by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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nine

the amount of years team fortress 2 was in development
gaben: after nine years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait
by pastastraw January 27, 2022
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Nining your wrist

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