Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

coachellaphant walk

When a group of people hold hands at a festival to keep from getting lost or separated.

We keep losing Danielle so let’s Coachellaphant walk to the main stage.

by Itsmydustiny April 14, 2022

speed walk

When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.

Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.

by twackburn July 4, 2017

fat walking

You put a burger on a dog lead and make fat people follow.

Give me a burger and a dog lead, chubby is going for a walk. I'm taking chubby fat walking

by jackwilsh12345 October 14, 2011

benny walk

Kingimprint’s recent most popular dance it involves moving your feet and ankles

I seen kingimprint’s benny walk and it’s amazing

by Viralmoni September 25, 2019

stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by EpicBird June 16, 2010