Kekoa the poser is a poser who sucks at skateboarding and is also canceled and if you see him on a skateboard know that he is a poser.
by butts27456127845682436 December 6, 2021
Get the Kekoa the posermug. by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020
Get the Posermug. A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.
Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"
by iAmMeFUCKYOU August 16, 2011
Get the Posermug. A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
Get the Coronavirus posermug. He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Posermug. Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president posermug. Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists
by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022
Get the POSERmug.