by Lily ofc April 5, 2022
Get the Fiber One Barmug. A beneficial defecation regimen.
by machBailz May 17, 2007
Get the one-a-daymug. When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
by Ositam September 9, 2021
Get the In one eye and out the othermug. Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021
Get the one bottle at a timemug. The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.
Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
by knoife wielder February 3, 2022
Get the The One™️mug. by LittleTicklyMidget March 15, 2025
Get the One Piecemug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...mug.