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Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.
I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!
by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022
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Baby

A stupid little idiot who crys, poops their pants, and pees their pants. They don't even pay taxes! They also kick women in their belly, and when they do it it's fine, but when someone else does it, that's "illegal". Like come on man.
Guy 1: My wife just had a baby
Guy 2: Go get the milk
Guy 1: yeah
by TheRandom5550 May 26, 2023
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Babies

The mag can only fit 9 babies ricky!
by fuxksarelow July 29, 2020
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Sugar Baby

Usually a woman under the age of 25 whom prays on older and/or on weak men to lure them to pay for her financial situations. Its become more mainstream in the 21st century to see the rise of sugar baby's and its only going to get worse.
Alejandra: Hey, I know you dont work , but I always see you shopping at the mall. Where do you get all the funds to pay that?

Jackie: Oh, I have a married sugar daddy that spoils me once a week. He deposits $1000 to my account via paypal, zelle and/or venmo. I'm his sugar baby! I hope to keep him around for a long time.
by ComptonX4 March 22, 2023
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Shame Baby

When a trucker needs to go number 2 but there's no toilet. Poop in a bag instead.
The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.
by Texan B@stard March 24, 2022
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Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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Baby Mama-o-rama

A gathering where one guy has multiple baby mamas at this gathering, typically a child's birthday party.
It was good to see everyone getting along at the Baby Mama-o-rama yesterday.
by Reese G March 2, 2020
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