Five star man

A god, a golden god, has to have his tools
Owns a sweet car and is the brains and the looks. Always demonstrates his value

Hot girl 1: hey you know Gabriel?
Hot girl 2: yeah he’s a real five star man!

by Dennis reynolds77 March 19, 2021

5 man dance

(noun) when a "ho" (woman) simultaneously pleasures five men using both of her hands and the three common sexual orifices.

Janie just did a threesome, i think she might be ready for a 5 man dance!

by dan plan June 26, 2008

A man from the Moon

Someone who is not aware what's going on right now, who looks dreaming, torn off reality.

-Could you tell me please what date is it today?
-Hello. are you a man from the Moon?

by FromRussia March 8, 2015

One-Man Slut

A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.

"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk August 12, 2017

sad man hours

It's the time between 2 am and 5 am that a man can openly cry about his life problems

Madeline "Hey Liam was time is it? "

Liam "it's sad man hours , brb crying"

by Asho69xoxo November 3, 2017

hand to man combat

to beat off, materbate or pull wang

dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.

by Jaylo650 August 2, 2009

tiny taco man

Short hispanic dude whos chilling with the platoon

Hey Branch you are a tiny taco man.

by j76815 March 27, 2019