Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

baby dong

to have a small penis, that girls will refer to as baby dong

susan:look at mikes baby dong,
kate:would you get on that?
susan:................no

by ffghgfhfgfhgfgfhfg October 19, 2011

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Wile Babies

A common Phrase derived from the modern people of Northern Ireland (Co. Donegal and Co. Monaghan)

It is referred to when a person spots a baby who bites and chomps on people's feet ... WILE BABIES!

It can also be referred to as something else, but this is the correct definition no matter what a Northern Irish person says !

Omg, did you see the WILE BABIES in the nightclub last night ? They were fairly eating feet !

by Wile Baby September 16, 2011

Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland

Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby

by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023

Baby birden

When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.

I told her to spit in my mouth. All she could do was give me a little baby birden spit.

by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023

baby bone treehouse

A treehouse made of baby bones, with an underground river of pineapple blueberry juice.
commonly found behind schools

“wanna go to the baby bone treehouse?”
“suck my dick 🥱”

by clitlick October 11, 2023