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Dirty Cock Syndrome

When one displays signs of a sore throat, possibly as the result of giving oral pleasure to a man who may be unclean
"Dirty slag! You aint ill, just got a bit of dirty cock syndrome from sucking off the bin man!"
by Joe Richards March 21, 2007
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capital cock

u are such a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock
by jjake121 June 20, 2007
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cock goblin

daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah
let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin
by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010
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colorado cock tease

when you fuck a girl in the forest when its snowing then she takes your cock out and puts it in the snow till it gets limp than she puts it back in
I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009
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bonsai cock and balls

A person with a small penis and small balls.
made not so famous by TRIPOD.
Person1: you suck
Person2: you have bonsai cock and balls
by fishface1234567890 March 24, 2007
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Accomplished Cock blocker

Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.

An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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cock a doodle doo

Verb - A common party game when 2 gay men shove their male privates into one another's mouth and then proceed to deep fist each other and the first one to come in the other one's mouth is the winner
Gay Man 1: What do you wanna do tonight? Gay Man 2: I don't know, wanna cock a doodle doo?
by Dragon1240 November 4, 2020
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