Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 7, 2010

bitch face slag hoe

The ugly bitchiest slag hoe around

"Yo dawg did u see that gal"

"Yeh she a bitch face slag hoe"

by cowbaby April 7, 2009

I will kick you in the face.

Term used predominantly by white girls whenever they feel threatened or offended.

Person 1: Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him what you said about Omar.
Person 2(presumably a white girl): If you do I will kick you in the face.

by oboelord'95 January 2, 2010

Resting cunt face

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying

"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"

by Jaznn Le January 31, 2018

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

This face wants on my iPhone

The implication that someone is experiencing phone envy, related to your newly acquired iPhone 4.

This face wants on my iPhone!

by mattmattmattmattmattmattmattma June 27, 2010

running off my face

running off my face generally describes how badly your nose runs while you have a cold or during allergy season.

charlotte: charles, my allergies are killing me today. the pollen count must be at least a million. my freaking nose is running off my face.

charles: here's a box of tissues, babygirl. dang, looks like you are gonna need em.

by sweetontweety7777 March 29, 2009