u are such a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock
eg does something dum like saying ''these shoes do fit me its just that i cant put them on''there for u are a capital cock
by jjake121 June 20, 2007
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I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease
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Get the bonsai cock and balls mug.Man or usually Gurl that ain't happy to see they're crew gettin' some dick or pussy unless they're getting some.
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
But they're indirect with the cockblockin' moves.
They're smart cos' usually they're the designated driver or you're chosen booty is staying at they're crib so they'll block ya' indirectly or use blackmail on the member of their herd that you've seperated and are planning to beat down with the pipe
They'll say some coded shit like "Alysha I gotta' head home but you stay and have a good time with Dwaynne"
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
Alysha thinks 'Shit no lift home and my keys are at her place and she'll Fort Knox up her joint so I won't be able to freshen up before I have to pick up junior from he baby daddys/my moms house with my weave all fucked up.
An Accomplished Cock blocker is a Pyschological mother-fucker who always trys to make sure they've got something on their crew/ herd.
If you meet one controlling your choice of prey then you need a spearhead playeror experienced wingman who will devastate the ACB. They need to be smoother than the average Playa cos' the bullshit they're spinning needs to be the real deal otherwise...well Black Widow spiders eat their mates after sex..
by Big Brown Bob May 15, 2006
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Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"
Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"
Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"
by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009
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he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others
he often finds himself kissing up to the idol.
He will constantly change around the idol, and then instantly turns asshole around others
by the turtle blob November 19, 2010
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