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Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021
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um sex um

A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits
-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM
by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018
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Rav 4 Sex

It's like sex, but in a Rav 4 so it's better.
He took me out for a great seafood dinner, and then for dessert we had Rav 4 Sex,
by Rav4+Pike=Winning May 21, 2011
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How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!
How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'
by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010
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farm animal sex

Sex that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. Activities during farm animal sex include bending said female's limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or 'accidental' use of taboo orifices. Usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night's activities from said female.
Susy and I hooked up after drinking a bottle of Absinthe at the St. Patty's Day parade and had some serious farm animal sex that almost dislocated both her hips.
by lost crow March 1, 2008
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Silent Submarine Sex

The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.
Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
or
Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.
by Jordo.. March 16, 2006
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nasty bum sex

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."
by frank pubes September 16, 2005
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