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Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
by a living spoon March 20, 2010
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baby semy girl

A baby semy girl is an unknown species a rare species the most beautiful thing a human could see there are only one baby semy and one baby semy boy in the world
Omg is that a baby semy girl ?
by Hello my dark friend March 10, 2018
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baby bear

Taehyung is a baby bear ( aka honey and teddy bear ), a nickname given to him by his parents as well as his loved ones. This name only belongs to him and no other kpop cheese ventilator fad shall be given this name. If given then they shall be squashed with a racket and thrown in the bin like a dead roach, along with their minions.

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1. I’m really missing my little baby bear :(
2. teddy bear hit his head on the lamp. - Park jimin 2021
by yourgrandmothersashes December 17, 2021
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Docking baby

The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.
Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.
by The Axxhole January 22, 2017
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Baby back bitch

Bro you see how Russell Westbrook bounced blocked D Book and bounced it off him for the win?!?

Who?

Beastbrook?!

No the other one…

Oh you mean the baby back bitch who was too busy crying about a foul to realize he’s in the final seconds of a playoff game?

Yeah that’s the one
by More Change Than 50 April 17, 2023
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Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)
His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy
by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022
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Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020
Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.
by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020
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