Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
Get the Butt licemug. When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.
by Splane750 September 25, 2020
Get the butt knockingmug. When you have the same feeling that you're about to throw up, but from your butt. See also "rectal emesis"
by Sleve McDichael May 12, 2019
Get the Butt nauseamug. When somebody blows a really sloppy fart, that sounds so loud and so wet, that it sounds like a pig's deep-mud snorting.
"After he ate 10 out of the 20 cabbage rolls, his *wet-booty-a'slappin' * sounded like he had major piggy butt!"
by GEMiNi ~The Twin Talent February 7, 2022
Get the piggy buttmug. Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 April 19, 2018
Get the jogging pants buttmug. When you put it in someone's butthole and pullout and they proceed to do a line of cocaine off of your shit covered dick
by Lojoooo June 23, 2017
Get the Rusty coke buttmug. 