The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
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Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO
by Lily ofc April 05, 2022
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That one friend

That one friend
That one friend: that one friend
Me: that one friend?
That one friend: that one friend?!
by Thatisonefriend January 28, 2022
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That one friend

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 02, 2023
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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein January 24, 2012
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One Vote Strategy

One Vote Strategy is a political campaign management company that manages politicians' social media presence.

One vote strategy is India's innovative, creative and resourceful political communication strategy management Company. We have a strong presence in both the digital and on-ground spheres. Through political campaigns, One Vote Strategy has assisted political leaders and political parties in communicating their message to society.
One Vote Strategy used in a sentence in search for the political campaign management company, politician campaign management, politician social media management.
by The Big O World February 28, 2022
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