jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

Cock off

A slang term used to tell someone to go away

Oh cock off you nob 'ead

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016

Blast off

When you go with a communal cup previously bought from Taco Bell to drink Baja blast without paying.

Dude, I'm pretty beat from this long day of skating, let's go to Taco Bell and blast off.

by Bongmaster123 May 8, 2016

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

Fuck off

A competition between two woman to see who can fuck the most people over a pre determined set period of time. Standard rules use a 1 to 1 ratio, every person you fuck gets you 1 point, the woman with the most points at the set end time is the winner. You can only get 1 point for each person you fuck. Fucking the same person twice does not get you extra points. In order to for a fuck to qualify it must be a person you have not previously fucked within the time period, they must cum at least once, and must be verified by either an timestamped photo, or witnessed by a certified neutral party. Some regions forbid one person fucking both participants, and the point only going to whomever fucked them first, this is a rules that should be determined before the time period starts.

The sigma house has been clashing with the theta house for too long, I heard if they can’t come to a resolution soon the presidents might have to resort to a fuck off. Both of them will have to fuck as many different people during the next semester. Whoever loses will have to give up their house and transfer schools.

by Db.on.db August 4, 2024