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Sex In A Hospital Bed

A mixed drink of tequila and Mountain Dew's "Amp Relaunch".

Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.

Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.

They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.

Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.

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by Sbttls July 9, 2010
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iron man sex

When a man jumps on the bed during a blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"

man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
by Insaniac12321 March 12, 2021
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same sex couple

A couple who are from the same sex -duhhh-. It's either a girl with a girl (otherwise known as lesbians) or a guy with a guy (aka gays). It's also called a homosexual relationship.
Same sex couples are exactly as normal as normal couples
by CTP96 January 1, 2014
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Anime Sex Dungeon

A Name or action that reminds you of a sex dungeon, but anime. Widely known as an insult across certain discords. If you see an anime profile picture, feel free to use this graciously.
Dorgeon sounds like an Anime Sex Dungeon, Wow, Adam is kinda an Anime Sex Dungeon.
by AdamIsAFurry+ November 16, 2019
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Flying Sex Monster

A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
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Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021
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um sex um

A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits
-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM
by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018
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