One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
by Shitisms July 04, 2017
KingSwishdagolfer is so awesome at attempting putts, when he executed his putts , the golf ball always finds the hole in the ground. #2. KingSwishdagolfer never two putts within 15 feet. #3. Directly after (KS) LANDS THE Kiss of Death Golf Shot ,the consequential putt has 99.00 % percent chance of changing from a putt into a teardrop.^1. #4. One-putter putter: the closet there is to a guaranteed putt by KingSwishdagolfer -Kingswishdagolfernomics
Mane, KingSwishdagolfer just hit a
One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.
One-putter-putter to win in the 3rd playoff hole @ The 2024 British Open Golf Tournament right in front of the Oueen of England.
by King Swish da Golfer January 03, 2024
Yesterday I had a one night Frand with my bestie. fwbfriendswithbenefitsonenightstandonenightstandsexrelationships
by Dodger87! February 27, 2018