The result of the interaction between a man and a woman that results in the man leaving with a deep sense of fear, dread and trepidation, as well as a temporarily stronger attraction towards the same sex.
by fluid retention May 1, 2025
Get the The Lola Effect mug.And ancient birthday tradition originating in eastern Slovakia , When a woman lays flat on her back While the male drops his balls in and around the woman’s mouth to be licked in slow motion while she is staring directly at the males puckered butthole at close Proximity.
“It’s my birthday , can’t wait for my
Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “
Slovakian Lolly-bag tonight after the Mrs cooks me dinner and washes up the dishes “
by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
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The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.
The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.
And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.
by Valk88 December 3, 2025
Get the Shotacon/Lolicon mug.A sex move where the male pees into a condom, then freezes it. He then uses the frozen piss on the female who will alternate between sticking it in her vagina and sucking on it.
I pissed in a condom, froze it, and gave this bitch the craziest stock lollipop last night, but she ended up getting frostbite
by willly whacker 08 January 8, 2026
Get the Stock Lollipop mug.Stole my lollipop is the latest word for drug addicts. It describes drug addicts can steal anything, including childrens’ lollipops for exchange of money.
“Mom, the man stole my lollipop”
“Be quite, I just want to use it to buy some cracks; I know you are a good boy, understand my situation; and I promise you, you will get some cracks when I get back”
“Be quite, I just want to use it to buy some cracks; I know you are a good boy, understand my situation; and I promise you, you will get some cracks when I get back”
by Steal my stuff August 29, 2009
Get the Stole my lollipop mug.Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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