slangin' dick

Pimpin' Ballin' Mackin'

The Duke is slangin' dick

Q: Whats your name?
A: Big Nick
Q: What you do?
A: Slang dick.

by Don "The Rake" Juan May 14, 2006

Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.

Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.

by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.

We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Donkey Dick

A huge cronic nugget, the size and shape of a donkey's dick.

Man, nice plant. Look at that donkey dick nugget on top. I can't wait to smoke that.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

dick mongerer

A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.

Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

dick dealer

Slang for queer, homosexual or gay

That dude's a total dick dealer, can't you tell by the way it acts!?!

by Skinhead Johnny December 9, 2008

smokin dick

1. Someone who is trippin balls, stupid as fuck, out of their mind.

2. Smoking a blunt/backwood so big it looks like a penis, i.e smokin dick.

1. Mike: Yo did you hear that Shawn just sold his grandma's jesus piece?
Tyler: That nigga must be smokin dick!

2. Trent: Damn, that backwood is fat as shit!
Langston: Yea nigga I'm smokin dick

by TheMetaphorer March 13, 2018