I always found my step sister Larissa hot. She has really big boobs and long blonde hair. One day she was laying on her bed with a really small bra and undies doing something on her phone. I layed next to her and I asked her what she was doing, she said that she was just texting her boyfriend. Ofcourse I got really jealous but I acted like everything was normal. I got onto her and I hugged her, moments later she was kissing me on the lips and I kissed her back. She got up and undressed revealing her enormous boobs and her chubby vagina. She pulled me by my hand and started undressing me also. I was really confused if this was a dream or not because I never thought she was gonna do this to me. She pushed me on the bed and started sucking my right boob. I moaned and asker her "Larissa, what about your ahh~ boyfriend?". She replied with "Ugh don't worry about him, he is a loser and I always loved you". She started licking my pussy while playing with my boobs. "AHHH LARISSA BAE I'M GONNA CUMMM~",
"Hahahae your such a drama queen bae, your pussy is D-LICIOUS!". I cummed on her face while moaning her name. I got up and pinned her against the wall and I bit her soft nipple. She moaned in delight while I kept biting her nipple. I pushed her on the bed and layed the opposite direction of where she was laying and while our pussies were touching each other. We both cummed in our pussies. And now we are married and we are having lesbian sex every day! I hope you liked my Lesbian sex story
by LunaTheLesbian February 17, 2022
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Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.
Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.
They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.
Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
Served ice cold, or on the rocks. Can add fruit such as orange slices and other citrus'. Generally drank out of the original can.
Similar to the mixed drink "Captain's Cream-Sicle". Where you use spiced rum instead of tequila.
They will both leave you with an energetic drunk. Also know to cure hangovers.
Earliest records recount that it was created in N.C. June, 2010.
The party was really lacking, so I made "Sex In A Hospital Bed". Now every one is talking really loud and hugging.
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by Sbttls July 9, 2010
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by CTP96 January 1, 2014
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by AdamIsAFurry+ November 16, 2019
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Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
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man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!
by Insaniac12321 March 12, 2021
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like vanilla, but worse.
like vanilla, but worse.
guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.
guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.
guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.
guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/
by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020
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