Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel January 04, 2016

slimey butt cheeks

slimey butt cheeks is the most hottest person in the world i want to fukin have sex with her

slimey butt cheeks are amazing

by bereel December 02, 2012

Butt nut

Butt nut is when you put water in your ass with a shower and then i then it drops out again after a while.

i had a nasty butt nut an now my undies are wet

by YeetBoye April 16, 2018

Butt nut

a white substance that comes from a males butt

there was butt nut dripping from his leg

by Edac$ definition April 07, 2023

butt nut

Butt nut is a term founded by Christopher Columbus on the day of January 5th, 1493. Popularized by the 2017 genre of memes including Doge, Ugandan Knuckles, etc. Napoleon brought the term to life in 1808 when he sent a letter to his wife during the battle of Waterloo just before his great defeat. The letter wrote "My sweet butt nut, if this may be my last nut, I'm glad we did in the butt.. - Your butt nut, Bonerfart.

My wonderful butt nut.

OR
You're a fucking butt nut

by Nap o lean bonefar April 16, 2024

Butt Nut

When he fucks you, and you find yourself on the toilet pushing his cum out of you. Specifically, cum with little crumbs of shit

Sorry babe, I took forever in the bathroom wiping butt nut off of myself. Let's cuddle <3

by WeaveEater May 25, 2023

butt piece

An extremely used or dirty bowl or pipe used for the consumption of a combustable substance such as marijuana.

"Put that butt piece away, we'll use my glass man, I just cleaned it."

by HRpufffinstuf June 10, 2009