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Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022
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lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight
you should of!!”
by 023701 March 2, 2024
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One Vote Strategy

One Vote Strategy is a political campaign management company that manages politicians' social media presence.

One vote strategy is India's innovative, creative and resourceful political communication strategy management Company. We have a strong presence in both the digital and on-ground spheres. Through political campaigns, One Vote Strategy has assisted political leaders and political parties in communicating their message to society.
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by The Big O World February 28, 2022
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hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording
"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"
by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
by Droidxl May 11, 2014
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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
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