One date warrior

One who only gets one date then gets ghosted, Will Emmert

Will Emmert is a one date warrior

by Bduckbald April 14, 2025

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

Bust one off

The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...

by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Player One Syndrome

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".

Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.

Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?

Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.

by kemist97 October 31, 2022

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

One

Doesn't actually mean one. One means many. Many means one.

Harry: “You can have one hug. :|”
Penny: "I'm so glad that one means many."

by ricecars November 2, 2021