The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.
Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...
by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019
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1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"
Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"
by SlamHur February 9, 2025
Get the Black Gunk mug.Meant to point someone out as someone else’s underling. Used in reference to said person or people probably being willing to give what seems to be their master the black kiss.
To refer to them as a black kisser would make the connotation obvious and there’s also the implication that this is a sexual reference we’re talking about and therefore none of your business if you’re curious about it.
To refer to them as a black kisser would make the connotation obvious and there’s also the implication that this is a sexual reference we’re talking about and therefore none of your business if you’re curious about it.
That’s the guy who told on you.
Why is that?
Look at who he’s hanging out with…
We’ve got a black kiss.
Why is that?
Look at who he’s hanging out with…
We’ve got a black kiss.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023
Get the Black Kiss mug.A man who has black skin and is a hottie. Usually funnier than white men. And every time they have a bigger schlong than white men therefore they get more game. Some of the hottest black men are, mike tyson, kai cenat, and ishowspeed. They live in the hood they always be packing heat and you will never catch them lacking.
That black man is in the hood and has a gun and he is talking to a bunch of girls who thinks he is hot and funny.
by Black man aka Nigg-uh November 12, 2024
Get the Black man mug.Boinggg...splash! Two year old curious kitten was a tabby orange cat with blue eyes at the swimming pool. For a party when darkfur shrieked “shark!!!”. darfur was darkfur’s
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
by Namerater69 April 11, 2022
Get the Blig black blalls mug.Hym "What I said about the black IQ disparities are that it could likely be remediated and I relate THAT assertion to a Stephen Bryne joke where he claims that asians being better at math is the result of HOW MATH IS TAUGHT being more closely connected to the language. And I suggested doing that here. And I assert that they use as different dialect and that THE SAME LOGIC ALSO APPLIES FOR WHITE PEOPLE IN THE RURAL SOUTH. And NOW you have Jordan Peterson bringing a guy on who says that they ARE TEACHING MATHS DIFFERENTLY AND THE INNER CITY IQ DISPARITY IS GOING AWAY. I also remark on what I think are flaws in the IQ testing. But if they are teaching it differently BECAUSE OF ME, I am both correct again and better and smarter than everyone. And I say fat-cocks are dumb (which makes you a racist for associating black people with fat cocks you fucking bigot) because they avoid all of the dick-centric shaming that I'M getting. And in comparison to me, everyone is dumb. I'm a goddamn genius. The greatest mind who has ever lived!"
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Ps I love u isaih
Ps I love u isaih
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