One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Out on a Big One

To go out with every intention of getting absolutely off your trolley to the point of incoherent words being bubble blown in the ears of strangers, hanging around the necks of those within your party like a human lasoo, very likely ingesting illegal substances, coming home with make up down your face (whether yours or not) and continueing in a blur of sex, music and laughter until the sun comes up.

"I take it you're up to this on Saturday, yeah? We're out on a big one Saturday night, proper out out"

by GDR11 September 18, 2017

are you one

Slang term used in the hvac field. Are you alone?

Are you one? I need to tell you about Becca.

by Itskeylimepie February 7, 2018