Fuck me under the hot sun

What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.

Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.

by I am Hitler September 22, 2019

let me try on your shoes

This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged

Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice

by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

by fr3q July 3, 2012

She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008

but first let me take a selfie

Humanity has finally hit 100% retardedness. A son was actually made about taking a selfie. A girl is in a bathroom taking selfies and talking about boys and throwing up at any chance she can (probably because she balimic ) but that story is for another day. While her friend wants to get out of the bathroom she says "But first let me take a selfie" making her possibly a worse person than Adolf Hitler himself.

Hey shaniqua ?
Yesh babez ?

Want to go outside and get out of this brothel ?

Yesh, But first let me take a selfie !
Wow this girl is sooo ratchet.

by Couldn't find a valid username June 13, 2014

Reduce, you're coming not good to me

A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.

*MIKE HATES DANNY*

Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.

by Elad .I. aka Kintaro and Johnny Fairplay March 18, 2005

you won't fight me though

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.

"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007