When your significant other/partner is leaving for a long period of time (a vacation, business trip, going off to college) and you have sex right before they leave so they can have a final good memory of you before not seeing you for a while.
person 1: My girlfriend is about to go on vacation with her family and we spent the day before she left having going-away sex.
person 2: Radical dude.
person 2: Radical dude.
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2. When a business makes its money from fucking over all or most of its customers.
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I just got denied my yearly 10 cent raise because of those times I wore the wrong colored khakis to work. That's business casual sex.
Just got my credit card statement. They raised by interest rate based on my anticipated lateness next month. Business casual sex as usual.
Just got my credit card statement. They raised by interest rate based on my anticipated lateness next month. Business casual sex as usual.
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once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
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