Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013

Blue ball bar talk

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.

Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk

by Connorc2 December 14, 2014

two ball throat cream

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye March 11, 2016

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017

horny nigga ball tugging

when a fucking horny ass nigga, really wants to tug your balls, or is tugging your balls right now while youre reading this

this is a part of cock and ball torture (CBT) which you can find on wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

my boy is right now horny nigga ball tugging me

by telephone.exe January 2, 2020

Humbler (Cock and Ball Torture)

A humbler (Cock and Ball Torture) is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

A humbler (cock and ball torture) is kinda like a pair of handcuffs a police officer uses because a wearer is forced to keep his legs forward.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

Gripping the ball so hard

A phrase used to express anger at a situation that caused immense angst.

"Yo I was gripping the ball so hard when I found out my girlfriend peed on my toothbrush."

by D-Wreck vs Me August 20, 2013