Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

dorm baby

Roommate gives birth to baby. Baby lives in dorm for the benefit of the roommates.

I need a dorm baby or I will die

You know what will get me through finals…a dorm baby

by Princesspoppy111111111 December 13, 2023

baby bouillon

Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer

I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.

by DropDead GOREgeous April 18, 2021

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

Heat baby

Someone who is always too warm, or a the opposite of a freeze baby. Heat babies get so little attention compared to freeze babies, because for some reason everyone would rather cool off rather then have the awesome feeling of warming up

Jane doe: omg its so cold in this place, I’m such a freeze baby
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat

by TheTruthHurtasswipe February 21, 2021

Snot babies

When you nut in a bitches mouth while facefucking her or she’s face fucking herself with your dick and she accidentally inhales the juices through her nostrils causing her to ingest all snot and nut and it shoot out her nose

I’m not fuckin with Dominic ever again I have this nigga head and next thing I know I’m shooting snot babies out my nose

Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses

by Porno music January 29, 2024

Boomer baby

Boomer baby, as opposed to baby boomer, is a bottle-feeding Gen Z child born in a day and age where 'only 90's kids would remember' memes are trending.

The boomer baby can be spotted wearing a soaked diaper in a room full of World War veterans, trying desperately hard to fit in.

Hey Chad, check out the air pods on that boomer baby

by Manxx D May 29, 2020