One

One is a number that follows zero and precedes two. In scientific notation, it is written as ten to the 0 zeroth power.

Person A: Hey, where did all the apples go?
Person B: Oh I ate them and left one.

by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022

hole in one

A phenomenon that happens in dating where two people fall for each other so quickly that they become instantly monogamous without needing to discuss it.

Hey, are we still on for tomorrow or was last night's thing a hole in one?

Ever since John got a hole in one he's been a drag to hang out with.

by ghosty666 February 8, 2022

one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION

Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”

by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022

One sip maggot

Someone who gets drunk off of one whiff or sip of alcohol

Jacob literally just opened his drink and he’s smashed already

Obviously he’s a one sip maggot

by boonygal February 11, 2022

one shot

someone who is bad and dog water

dude your like so one shot i would never hang out

by one shot u bad February 14, 2022

Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK

Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021

Noisy ones

The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.

So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?

by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021