dumbo dick

a complete cock muncher who loves to take it up the ass

hey dude, your father is a dumbo dick.

by Fizam September 20, 2007

Dick Ed

A Dick Ed is an example of the human race that has the misfortune of being called Richard Edward - commonly shortened to Dick Ed.

The amusement caused by this name is due to its similarity to the commonly used insult 'Dick Head' - a phrase previously defined in the Urban Dictionary as 'Someone that is rude and obnoxious that thinks they are clever than they really are.'

A Dick Ed differs from a Dick Head in many ways. The main difference is that the original Dick Ed is actually very intelligent, and never rude or obnoxious. The Dick Ed is actually very funny and friendly, and happily informs others of his unfortunate name.

Warning - anyone that encounters the Dick Ed is advised not to steal his dog. Anyone that chooses to ignore this warning will be shot by the Dick Ed with a zombie gun. The Dick Ed armed with a zombie gun is highly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

Hi my name is Dick Ed

by Fiona Smith June 16, 2008

Dick Investment

an act in which (usually) an older girl in high school will take a younger boy with a already large penis in the hopes it will get longer

shelly's only going after eric for his horse dick

hey he is a good dick investment

by whitish October 24, 2008

dick crouton

the best rs player ever
#gg faggots

Dick Crouton is the best ever.

by not dickcrouton October 24, 2013

Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee November 3, 2015

My dick

Bigger than your entire body

My dick is huge

by Dickbuttinthebutt November 23, 2016

King Dick

The king of being a dick, aka the biggest douche you will ever meet. Everything about this dumb motherfucker represents dick like behavior which includes date raping bitches, being on drugs 24/7, selling drugs to kids, being as loud and annoying as fucking possible, acting superior while having an IQ lower than a brick, and bullying anyone who's different and doesn't follow the mindless swarm of drug addicts. He is someone with really high popularity among his school group even though he doesn't deserve the slightest fucking speck of it. However, if he were to suddenly die or get killed, nobody would care because people only hang out with him to look cool and not get bullied. After he drops out of high school or college (if he even gets that far), he'll end up working at the shittiest jobs possible while working for the people he bullied in high school.

King Dick: "YO, I JUST GOT DONE RAPING THESE BITCHES!!!."
Druggie: "Woah, that's so awesome!"
Me: "I fucking hate you."

by Dubiks August 21, 2018