Zoot zoot

To Pillage the Hopkins River

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River

by Dog balls February 5, 2021

Zootie

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

"Damn gurl, did you see Mark? I've been staring at those baby blues all class!"

"OMG he's your Zootie too?!"

by Svenukhm February 11, 2021

Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.

1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

"Oh wait, first we have to zoot you out of here"

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

Turbo Tax Zoot edition is zoot, zoot zoot zoot

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster July 31, 2021