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Brookie Cookie Wookie 

An advanced species that has grown an abnormal amount of hair. Has a fetish for cookies. And has friends that love and support every strand of hair.
Brookie Cookie Wookie is related to Chewbaca and uses a whole bottle of shampoo everytime she showers.She is also related to Big Foot.
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Woolie is short for woolie-woofter a subtle way of calling someone a poofer.
"That guy in tight Jeans is such a Woolie"
Woolie by Assimilator August 26, 2009
a big hairy fuck up that makes primative noises, just like an aborigine
rarr rarr rarr rarr argghh
wookie by chamelio January 14, 2005
Noun;

A male or female whose pubic hair is in need of trimming
"Damn...alex is a wookie down there dude"
Wookie by Brendan September 12, 2003
A person who is repulsively ugly, are overweight, have little to no capacity for intelligence, have poor hygeine, and cure their vision problems through digusting looking glasses. Wookies often have poor taste in nearly everything, from clothing, art, cuisine, to even automobiles and wine. Wookies like to pretend they are intelligent by being the first to speak in social and academic settings, and often their minions, Ewoks, shake thier heads in amazed agreement, as if Jesus Christ himself was speaking. Wookies often travel in packs and are close relatives to Hutts. Wookies can be observed in their natural habitat in public eating areas such as cafeterias, restaurants, or sneaking slop from the pig trough at the State Fair.
Keith: "Hey Paul, it's that fuckin ugly bitch we hate!"
Paul: "Wookie!"

Phil: "This fucking wookie's ass is taking my up seat!"
Wookie by Big Man Philly December 16, 2008
small white bumps that pop up for no reason. usually on knees
julia has like 5 woogies and theyre really cool
woogie by studmuff July 31, 2005