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back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian
Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free
by tommybatts February 18, 2015
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Slick Whack

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.
Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."
by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018
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Whack

Cash... a heavy stack, like a lot of it.
I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"

I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
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Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Celery-whack

1) To whack oneโ€™s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isnโ€™t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and youโ€™re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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