bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 8, 2008

warm regards

It's when you poop on a girl's chest after a night of hard drinking and hot sex.

I left her house and her with warm regards.

by MrRoche May 10, 2005

udder warmer

another word for condom

This udder warmer fits my member very well.

by mr. communication November 8, 2006

Warm Milk

(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.

The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.

by KprettyfromChicagoCity January 27, 2012

warm cum

white stuff that get blown everywhere.

watch out the warm cum is gunna hit you.

by dkjfhaifdub January 14, 2009

warm fuzzie

a note sent to someone in hopes of unselfishly giving a complement, advise, laughter, help, or just to make them smile. rules: 1.) the warm fuzzie must be writen either on a decorated/ bright colored peice of paper or writen in pink/blue/purple. 2.)note must be found, NOT given

joe: wow. nikki looks sexi today
sam: you should write her a warm fuzzie

by boo;) July 19, 2011

Warm Cadbury's Creme Egg

The Motion of licking out a woman's vagina

1-"Hey Josh, How was giving Taylor a Warm Cadbury's Creme Egg?"
2-"Fucking Amazing!"

by SassyKesha July 24, 2014