Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.
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Veganizer

She became a veganizer after learning about sexy vegan and the fruitfulness behind the religion of veganity
by LilyCollin'sTwin June 11, 2018
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Vegan

Assholes who kill our only source of oxygen and whine about how we "kill animals"
"I'm an idiot? Im not the one turning vegan."
by Maya Ari February 28, 2017
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Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.
"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"
by Rrrrect January 11, 2015
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Vegan

by Carnivore69 June 20, 2021
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.
I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!
by VeganAlex March 23, 2024
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