vegan

You’re cool, or you’re a bitch about it.
They think they’re better for not harming animals, but they really aren’t.

1:Are all vegan people jerks?
2: No, some are cool people?
3: Hey, don’t ya think we all are cool peope?
1,2 4: No.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Vegan Cannibal

Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides

I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.

by Goose9461 September 5, 2022

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vegan

An absoloute fuckwit who dehumanises other humans for taking the more natural nutritious diet.

Vegan Gains is a veganist psychopath.

by Nonsoyboy November 10, 2019

vegan

person with green hair

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today
Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vegan Lib Gender

A gender identity that is strongly attached to vegan liberals

Dan came out to me as vegan Lib gender. His pronouns are he/they/lib. Taylor swift is not vegan Lib gender

by dontfuckingtouchme September 18, 2021