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A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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uber

Short for ÜberCharge (for Medic) in Team Fortress 2; most commonly used in competitive play.
ÜberCharge: A special ability that the Medic builds up by healing that will give different buffs depending on the medigun (usually invincibility).
The enemy medic has uber!
by radayrk August 28, 2023
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Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
by Glansolo December 29, 2016
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024
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Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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