Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

TwitchyV5

That one teammate in Apex Legends that is fucken goated. He will carry you to the max

Guy #1: aye bro you know TwitchyV5?
Guy#2: Yee bro that foos insane!

by kiiiiilo October 24, 2019

Twitchshits

When you're prairiedogging the enormous meal you ate earlier, so your body starts twitching to stave off a 5-alarm accident in your pants due to the lack of facilities in your vicinity.

Joe: Hey, take a look at Brad..was he diagnosed with Parkinson's or is he practicing some wild dance moves?

Chris: Nah bro, he's just got the twitchshits..he took full advantage of taco tuesday.

by Droseph31 October 25, 2019

Twitch witch

A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.

Hey Brett why don’t you try talking to that girl. She’s a twitch witch for sure.

by Sexilexi October 28, 2019

Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

twit

An individual who taunts others for doing something they have to do, when it's the taunter's fault they even had to do it to begin with.

Jordan: Hey Kyrsten, why don't you go hang out with that 70 year old you like so much?
Kyrsten: If you weren't such a twit, Jordan, and had helped me move my furniture when I asked, I wouldn't have had to ask a real man to help me!

by SickOTheSickos March 1, 2020

Twitch-Mate

Someone you enjoy watching on stream. usually open communication and the streamer comments back,

FoxenKin the Perfect Twitch-Mate

by God of Spoken Words April 18, 2020