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Rough Trucker 

Rough trucker: One who exudes brash abrasive behavior; speaks like they wash their mouth with Comet;
"Man Wendi's voice is so hard on my ears."
"I know. She's definitely a rough trucker."
Rough Trucker by O'Shag-Hennesey November 6, 2017

Pickle Ticker 

The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.
Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!
Pickle Ticker by dank_for_u December 6, 2018

Mother Trucker 

a sub for the f word
mother trucker dude that hurt like a but cheek on a stick
Mother Trucker by Gold Bros May 17, 2021

Swift Trucker 

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.
Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

The Glass Road Trucker 

The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.

Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!

Tuckered 

Verb. To be subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape live on a high profile national cable television show by an attractive female anchor.
"Did you catch that interview? It was brutal, Campbell Brown tuckered Tucker Bounds again."

Examples:

CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac


Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php