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Troll Beast 

A troll beast is the name given to the ex(s) in your life that makes you want to vomit nonstop when thought about. In most cases you were under the influence of SOMETHING the entire relationship. These exes are usually obsessed with you for a good amount of time after you leave them. Nobody should be held accountable for these relationships because they are usually just a practice round for a real relationship. If you've had a troll beast in your past, you are most likely now in a fabulous relationship with you new, handsome/beautiful bf/gf...while the troll beast.... Is not.
Friend: Good God... THAT is your ex??!

You: Yes.. That God awful Troll Beast is my ex. But in my defense, I was drunk the entire relationship.
Troll Beast by GodAwful October 19, 2012
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Troll Food 

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
Troll Food by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012
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Troll Nose 

Wow bae I can smell that troll nose from here!
Troll Nose by Kegoramma July 16, 2016

Troll under the bridge 

The hair that resides between on the gooch; between the ball sack and the penis.
1. I shaved my troll under the bridge last night!
2. Wendy lucked the troll under the bridge, then I tolled on her.

Yolk taint gooch
Troll under the bridge by Rocket2603 December 30, 2015

troll toll 

you have to pay to the vending machine troll to get snacks at the vending machine.
the troll being the people (usually minorities) hanging out out side of the vending machine.

guy-"crap the trolls are hear"

other guy-"does that mean we have to pay the troll toll?"
troll-"yaa"
troll toll by yourmans December 2, 2010

Troll Doll 

an Emo/Scene Chick with big, tall dye hair, the Hair stands at least 1 foot tall, who similar to the looks of a Troll Doll from the 1960s-1990s.
Guy1: Dude check out that Troll Doll hahaha!

Guy2: Hahaha! fucking big ass hair!

Guy1: I know right! Hahaha! Your hair doesn't make you hot!
Troll Doll by EmoSlaughter666 November 8, 2009