by lhdgfl July 20, 2011
by bomb girl February 22, 2015
When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.
by MistaDillPickle September 16, 2017
A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
by Skaternator April 07, 2018
by CR7andmessiisGOAT June 05, 2023
A “Judas Worm Tongue” is a conniving, weasel–like traitor who is a backstabber and has troll-like characteristics. Many times, this person is a co-worker, dysfunctional family member or neighbor.
Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.
Wow…my ex-best friend just robbed me blind and also fucked my wife in the process…what a Judas Worm Tongue he is.
by Down by the Seaside July 08, 2013